I'm Delia. this is my blog with a bunch of shit on it. Mostly fandom junk. And I love food and puns and honestly what more do you need to know



don’t date anyone who doesn’t think hawkeye is a valuable member of the avengers




A true warrior.

I can’t believe he defeated Mr.Incredible

I love how he fuckin fuckin STOMPS on Fred Flintstone

(Source: notienedesperdicio)


the way some men say stuff like ‘if a female hit me i’m knocking her the fuck out, i don’t give a fuck, step up like a man get knocked down like a man’ it’s almost like they’re just waiting for the day it happens? some men say it with such intensity and absence of shame that they sound excited to get the opportunity to hit a woman with their full strength and that shit kinda scares me.


I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

quartetship asked
Once you get this you have to say five nice things about yourself publicly, and then send this to your ten favorite followers!

awww man, you little rascal.

let’s see here:

1.) Good job, me, waking up at 6 in the morning on a Sunday

2.) My hair is soft as hell right now

3.) My choice of wardrobe may be crazy, but it’s still awesome

4.) I’m an awesome singer idgaf

5.) My face is probably my best physical feature


"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are

(Source: kittypeaches)


Cop: haha spell attic

Me: A-T-T-I-C

Cop: haha its funny cause you wont be seeing any titties

Cop: you’re going to fucking jail

(Source: rumpelstiltskln)


Favorite puppy: Will Graham

Favorite doggie: Winston

Favorite cat: Beverly Katz

Favorite rock: Jack Crawford

Favorite Femme: Alana Bloom

Favorite cannibal asshole: Hannibal Lecter